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playing tennis 

verb.
the act of making out and/or messing around with a lesbian in a tennis court.
"Hey Courtney! Lets go play some tennis!"

"Man, i really wanna play some tennis right now. ;]"

"I was playing tennis with Sarah last night, and i think i'll play some more tonight."
playing tennis by quarterz September 25, 2009

playing tennis 

two guys take a girl each, then all four of them enter a room, each guy takes a girl from behind on opposite sides of the room (like a tennis court), they proceed to ram the girl hard enough for them to moan, they ram their girls back and forth in an opposite fashion, this simulates two females playing tennis (in tennis, when a female hits the ball, she lets out a distinguishable moan)
"Tommy, me and you were totally playing tennis with those two girls last night. We blew them out of the water."
playing tennis by CheesyAP February 7, 2010

Testical Tennis 

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!
Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;]

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"
Testical Tennis by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

bug tennis 

The act of passing a software issue back and forth between two developers, each claiming it's the other's responsibility. Usually in Bugzilla, though other issue-tracking software applications are acceptable.
Manager: Why hasn't that issue been fixed yet??
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...
bug tennis by kwaping October 7, 2009

Death Tennis

A game one engages in whilst intoxicated. The 'game' revolves around 2 players (equipped with a tennis racquet and ball) challenging eachother by projecting a tennis ball at the opposite player in an attempt to strike them. If the ball does strike the other player, the striker gets another shot. If the striker misses, the opposite player gets the ball to hit. The player that gets hit to the point of withdrawing from the game loses. This may sound easy, but this game is meant to be played whilst intoxicated thus ramping the difficulty.
I played Death Tennis with my brother and killed him in the process. Or: Death Tennis is the leading cause of death.
Death Tennis by Vile Filth August 15, 2011

tonsil tennis 

Nickname for meeting someone, comes from when your meeting a boy/girl and your tongues hit the back of each other’s mouths, I’ll meet any1
I played tonsil tennis with tha bird over there
tonsil tennis by anycats February 5, 2018