Rachel is so high maintenance. I knew old pay a hefty semen tax to rearrange them guts but I did it. Cost me dinner at Ruths Chris.
I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
I hope this diamond necklace seals the deal for me and I finally get to clap her cheeks. I can’t tell you the semen tax I have had to pay.
by Dick Onchin December 9, 2020
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Get the Mik tax mug.The price you pay for oversleeping. You sleep so late that you have to buy breakfast on the way to work/school. Sometimes it's a cost/benefit equation: Is sleeping late worth the price of breakfast at a drive-through restaurant?
Q: Yo man! Why you so broke?
A: Ahh man, these late nights at the club are killing me! I've had to pay sleep tax three times this week. I'm sure getting tired of Mickey Dee's sausage muffins and hashbrowns.
A: Ahh man, these late nights at the club are killing me! I've had to pay sleep tax three times this week. I'm sure getting tired of Mickey Dee's sausage muffins and hashbrowns.
by The Pirate of Pissants May 20, 2007
Get the sleep tax mug.The hours and days preceding the deadline to pay taxes to the Big Homey. An uptick in armed robberies typically occurs during this period.
Loco: Fuck man! I owe the Big Homey a couple Gs by Friday!
Lucifer: C'mon, You know what to do! It's Tax Time! Go pull a lick on the Stop and Rob on Broadway!
Lucifer: C'mon, You know what to do! It's Tax Time! Go pull a lick on the Stop and Rob on Broadway!
by ZXY&ABC July 26, 2019
Get the Tax Time mug.When a result has to be voided or reduced in terms of impressiveness because was against the non existent tactics of the dirty brexit Tory EDL cr@cker cunt of a manager Frank Lampard
"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got rinsed by Aston Villa"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Lampard tax. Chelsea would've won if it wasn't for Lampard"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Lampard tax. Chelsea would've won if it wasn't for Lampard"
by ybootyfooty December 26, 2020
Get the Lampard tax mug.The classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all your pubes and put them in a little bag.
2. Get a blow-job from someone.
3. When you are about to come get the pubes in your hand.
4. Shoot your load on the persons face and toss the pubes in the semen on thier face.
5. The person has been "tarred and feathered" like British tax-collectors in colonial times.
1. Shave off all your pubes and put them in a little bag.
2. Get a blow-job from someone.
3. When you are about to come get the pubes in your hand.
4. Shoot your load on the persons face and toss the pubes in the semen on thier face.
5. The person has been "tarred and feathered" like British tax-collectors in colonial times.
Man 1: That chick is a total drama queen.
Man 2: Yeah, someone should give her a Tax Collector.
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Man 2: Yeah, someone should give her a Tax Collector.
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by Dick Cobra April 14, 2010
Get the Tax Collector mug.Emu Tax is a quite common form of (you guessed it) taxation.
Although its never on an invoice, you can't claim it back and the government certainly don't use it to fund the needy.
This tax usually takes a dishonest form and is charged at a quite fluctuating percentage and is charged by people ( EMU's ) who have offered petty services to you as a 'friend'. This charge is placed on top of the actual price in order to reimburse the 'EMU' for completely wasting your time and talking to you about its belonging to the 'top 3%' club.
Now for most people, I probably just lost you, but the moral here is...
If you have a TIGHT ARSE 'friend' that stands over 6 feet tall and thinks he's god's gift to the manufacturers of XXXL condoms, don't ask him to get you a quote on ANYTHING because you guessed it...
EMU TAX
PS. We have found the best weapon for evading emu tax is indeed eggs...
Although its never on an invoice, you can't claim it back and the government certainly don't use it to fund the needy.
This tax usually takes a dishonest form and is charged at a quite fluctuating percentage and is charged by people ( EMU's ) who have offered petty services to you as a 'friend'. This charge is placed on top of the actual price in order to reimburse the 'EMU' for completely wasting your time and talking to you about its belonging to the 'top 3%' club.
Now for most people, I probably just lost you, but the moral here is...
If you have a TIGHT ARSE 'friend' that stands over 6 feet tall and thinks he's god's gift to the manufacturers of XXXL condoms, don't ask him to get you a quote on ANYTHING because you guessed it...
EMU TAX
PS. We have found the best weapon for evading emu tax is indeed eggs...
EMU : "Mate that speedo will be 500 bucks"...
Emu Hunter : " But i just saw it for 450"
EMU : " Gotta pay for my XXXL condoms some how, I am in the top 3% you know... 8.04 inches..."
Emu Hunter : " FUCKIN EMU TAX"...
Emu Hunter : " But i just saw it for 450"
EMU : " Gotta pay for my XXXL condoms some how, I am in the top 3% you know... 8.04 inches..."
Emu Hunter : " FUCKIN EMU TAX"...
by Emu Hunter December 6, 2006
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