Beezay on the table

When you make 5 shots in a row during beer pong and do the shoulder lean as a celebration.

"Beezay on the table! Beezay on the Table!"

by Brendan Zelle a.k.a Beezay June 21, 2007

FARM TO TABLE

TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.

SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.

by Fridayso August 16, 2019

table niner

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.

"Jessica is a total table niner."

by Dot January 4, 2005

table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce

Look at that table spinner

by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020

Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.

Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW

by Fachoina07 February 29, 2016

Table Man

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.

"I trust him as he is a Table Man"

by TheBigTable June 14, 2021

dent in the table

when a person has breasts caving into the body.

kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table

by mcmugger June 30, 2011