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Tea Slut

Tea slut (tē slət)

A form of slut who always wants tea, rather than always wanting to initiate in sex.

A tea slut is a person who when presented with a cup of tea, would love said cup of tea. And they will always want tea.
If a tea slut is asked if they would like a cup of tea, they would naturally agree to said cup of tea because a tea slut would always want a cup of tea.
Are you offering tea to somebody else and they refuse the cup of tea, then a tea slut would want that cup of tea. They always want a cup of tea. You shouldn't force a person who doesn't like tea, to drink tea. A tea slut would drink that tea. They would always want their cup of tea. Don't make anybody drink tea. Tea sluts would drink it for them.

If a person did want tea, but then didn't. Dont force tea into them or get mad because they didn't drink your tea. Just give a tea slut said tea.
And if you offer tea and a tea slut is unconscious then wake them up. They will want that tea. And if a tea slut said yes to a cup of tea, but by the time it took to boil water and brew the tea your tea slut fell asleep; wake them up. They want that that tea because, they alsways want a cup of tea.
And if a tea slut said yes to tea at your place last Saturday then that means that they would like teawhenever you make it. Because, they would always want a cup of tea.

Source and origin: Youtube, "Tea Slut - Consent Parody" by pew36
Lucas: "Oi, George. Ya know Paul? He is like the biggest tea slut ever you know?"

George: "Oi, ye mate. He drank every cup a gave him... Kept asking for more and stuff..."
by Admiral Gial Ackbar January 4, 2019
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Poop Tea

The remedy needed to unload the holiday logs(s). A speacial tea designed to clean out your pipes.
Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."
by DarbyCrash December 29, 2011
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turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.
When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.
by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008
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mouth tea

A sexual term describing the result of tea bagging. The act of dipping ones balls in another's mouth for 2-4 minutes.
Last night when Tracey was sleeping Dustin dipped his balls in her mouth and made some mouth tea. It was fantastic!!
by Mrdusty sac August 27, 2017
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green tea

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).
I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today
by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018
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spollen tea

To gossip/talk shit behind people’s backs. Same as spilling tea but only used when there is a large amount of “tea” to spill.
Isabella has spollen tea about Chanelle to Rhea.
by Erasable pencil November 19, 2018
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spilt tea

you just got told some extreme topic or someone is being shady about another
amaya just spilt tea about her ex
by Azal August 21, 2018
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