Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”
Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”
Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”
Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”
Not:
Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”
Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”
Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”
Not:
Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
by isoskepsis September 9, 2025
Get the Swipe Me Hardermug. by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010
Get the Terd Swipemug. A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.
Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013
Get the bum swipemug. by Popeye's Weenus January 11, 2021
Get the chub swipemug. the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack
by Mustela February 6, 2023
Get the swedish card swipemug. Straight
Women
Imitating
Pride for
Engagement
They swipe the identity.
They swipe the aesthetic.
They swipe our safe spaces then walk away with profit and praise while real LGBT people bleed in silence.
Women
Imitating
Pride for
Engagement
They swipe the identity.
They swipe the aesthetic.
They swipe our safe spaces then walk away with profit and praise while real LGBT people bleed in silence.
She pulled a full-on SWIPE move Singled us out when the cameras were rolling, Wooed the queer crowd, Imitated the struggle, Profited off the aesthetics, and Evaporated the second real shit hit.
Don’t SWIPE the soul to sell the song
Rainbow fishing
Don’t SWIPE the soul to sell the song
Rainbow fishing
by Perfectfifth June 5, 2025
Get the SWIPEmug. When you credit card someone with your hand then make them sniff your hand. Similar to a dirty Sanchez but minus the poo.
by Dirty_KK June 8, 2025
Get the Swipe & sniffmug.