sweating cobs

A term often used by old grannys for when they are incredably hot or sweaty.

Dale: God its hot in here.

Grandma Jam: eeeeee I'm sweating cobs!

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

Sweat Hog

An ugly female, who is sweaty, hairy, looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter and has a moustache. The only chance she has of getting sex is when the guys are too drunk to notice (10 pints+) or if she begs to appear free in a porno as the one who has to lick the cock as it is going in and out of the cunt.

"How could you tackle an inner-city sweat hog like that? She's disgusting."

by Intl Man of Mystery October 29, 2003

sweat jacket

A ridiculously unneeded term for a zip up sweatshirt, basically a hoodie to everyone on earth except 5 people who use the word sweat jacket.

Quiz:
What color is your favorite hoodie?
Maria: I dont own one!
Hayley: Yes you do, it is blue, you wear it almost everyday.
Maria: No, thats a sweat jacket, what are you talking about?
Hayley: NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

by HayleyH November 10, 2007

meat sweats

To consume an obsene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating.

"I went to the brazilian bar-b-que restaurant, w/ 30 different types of meat, and got the meat sweats!!!."

by Telin October 27, 2003

Pooh Sweat

A serious bowel movement that results in the pooper breaking out into sweat as the smell envolpes every pore of thier body.

Man, after lunch I had to run into the bathroom I broke out into a pooh sweat.

by Ole pooh man August 30, 2010

Pee Sweat

When one holds in their urine so long that one's body soaks it up, and it consequently emerges in the form as bodily sweat.

"I waited in the bathroom line for so long that I pee sweated all over my new sweater."

by Mrs. M. Nuckolls December 7, 2011

butt sweat

When your ass gets wet from working to hard, and the shit inside your anus is being washed in, and you have to go wipe, thats butt sweat.

GOD YOUR ASS STINKS!

Oh sorry, its just a little butt sweat

by Barry Manilow March 31, 2003