by Acorn_struck_again December 07, 2009
guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.
by jimmybomm June 13, 2020
The diametric opposite of a leaf blower.
Person whose sole purpose is NOT to make their mess the problem of other people.
Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.
Leaf suckers, in contrast, suck mess out of the property, streets and lawns and remove the mess, not just relocate it.
Leaf suckers are the epitome of what is right with society.
Person whose sole purpose is NOT to make their mess the problem of other people.
Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.
Leaf suckers, in contrast, suck mess out of the property, streets and lawns and remove the mess, not just relocate it.
Leaf suckers are the epitome of what is right with society.
That leaf sucker next door is a marvellous chap. A credit to the neighbourhood. No messy leaves on HIS lawn.
by The Duke Of Umbrage December 18, 2017
When someone is picking their nose n then sucks it off their finger n munches on ummm finger licking good huh
by Hey bitch what’s up October 28, 2018
by Lana ba banna November 07, 2019
Someone who is obsessed with with the military/guns
If you dare say anything bad about the military prepared to be shot with a Barret .50cal rifle
If you dare say anything bad about the military prepared to be shot with a Barret .50cal rifle
by DrLinnerd September 23, 2019
One who derives and maintains momentum through continuously sucking dick throughout the course of the night.
After his third dick, Carroll was a momentum sucker; there was very little time between the initiation of conversation and him dropping to his knees to do the deed.
by Reishnakov May 12, 2020