ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!

An expression used when somebody says/writes something so utterly stupid or banal it actually makes your brain hurt.

"I love blinking, I do."

"ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!"

by Tramned October 9, 2009

Table Scrapping

To "take whatever you can get"; even if it is things that the pet wouldn't venture through.

Man, Frank has really been hanging with some dawgs as of late. I saw him with a girl last night- he is totally table scrapping!

by DirtyFrank27 April 15, 2009

Slapping

thrusting your pelvis in a forward motion slapping your wang-doodler against your belly button.

Person 1: Bro have you checked out the new slap magazine?
Person 2: Yeah dude Bill got Slapper of the Year.
Person 1: I heard he's been slapping since 88'.

by slappy slappington January 11, 2012

ass slapping

1. To be extremely cool
2. To enjoy to an extreme degree
3. The act of slapping someone ass

1. Wow, that shot was ass slapping Mark!
2. We had an ass slapping time at Gabes' party last night, you should have been there.
3. Jessica loves when I give her a couple ass slappings.

by Traggik Endings February 19, 2004

You are stepping on my dong

Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.

R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!

by RagMeRock December 4, 2004

slapping bitches

According to the rules of certain popular video games, a requirement to advance to the next stage of the particular game.

"Dude, if I wanna get to the next level in this video game, I hafta start slapping bitches. I think I need to whack like four more."

by kevintheman1 July 9, 2007

Smapping

The dirty version of spamming, invented by Aura on 1/31/10 @ 12:33am.

Also known as the situation of spam in a dirty manner towards a specified person so they can think negatively & eventually become aroused from the situation.

Aura: OMG TONY STOP SMAPPING ME!

Tony: I can't resist it, I love to smap you in the face♥

by ZeroTony January 31, 2010