straight-laced 

Someone that follows the rules to the extent that they miss out on all the fun.

A straight-laced person always hands in projects on time, never goes out of the house past 9:00pm, and goes to old distant relatives' weddings when they could be out partying.

straight-laced by Kind of Spades February 22, 2011

Straight Edge 

Originated from the punkrock/hardcore scene. The philosophy/life-choice that humans should have strength, pride, dignity, honor, and self respect; that they shouldn't engage in activities that are a disgrace to their minds and bodies. (such as ingesting and/or becoming addicted to harmful substances for fun, lying and/or being two-faced, and sharing your body sexually with another person when there isn't even a true emotional bond there)

I'm straight edge you fuck, so no I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs.

Straight Edge by Cryonaut March 28, 2003

Straight Hook 

Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.

Doug, your a straight hook.

Straight Hook by ra3g March 30, 2009

straight raw power 

butt penatration with a baseball bat

So this girl i know likes it up the butt with a bat its not healthy its called straight raw power

straight raw power by omg itz ballout August 13, 2009

Straight Geezin

an action done by a young person who is wearing clothes that an elderly person might wear. i.e. Hawaiian shirts, socks and flip flops, straw hats, golf shirts, shorts above the knee, oddly coloured flower dresses or moo moos.

Bob: "Woah. You see that guy's shorts?"
Tom: "Yeah. Hes Straight Geezin."

Straight Geezin by CaptainKirkToEnterprise March 16, 2010

Straight beaker 

A person that wears a flat baseball cap. Who wears the cap often . The straight beak is referred to the part of the cap that hides your eyes of the sun, and that part, known as the beak, has to be as flat and straight as possible.

Oh , look at that straight beaker in that modified pontiac sunfire. or - Look at that straight beaker wearing his beak at night !!

Straight beaker by StigTheNig August 22, 2012

Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.

Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.

Straight up a ho by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016