I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.
by stewfoo January 13, 2005
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Get the stoner sketti mug.An individual who only smokes weed when someone else has it. Basically a person who doesn't buy their own weed and mooches of you when you have it.
Kyle-"dude you think Tyler has any weed?"
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."
Zach-"nah man, he's a social stoner. He only smokes whenever someone else has bud."
Kyle-"wow, what a mooch."
by All State 1B March 2, 2014
Get the social stoner mug.An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.
"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."
by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011
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by 305stoner December 17, 2009
Get the stoner couple mug.A milder version of the "kiddie speedball," the Stoner speedball is when users ingest or smoke marijuana (depressant) and drink copious amounts of coffee or energy drink (stimulant). A safe alternative.
by BME222 January 3, 2010
Get the Stoner speedball mug.Women who have got killer careers and enviable social lives. They're also major potheads. These are smart, successful women who light up in their off-hours.
These women are the balls-to-the-wall career animals whose idea of decompressing after a grueling day isn't a glass of Chardonnay but a toke (or three) of marijuana—not just every now and again, but on a regular basis—the type who stashes a pack of E-Z Wider rolling paper in the silverware drawer or keeps a pipe at the ready next to a pile of bills. By all outward appearances, they are card-carrying, type A workaholics who just happen to prefer kicking back with a blunt instead of a bottle.
These women are the balls-to-the-wall career animals whose idea of decompressing after a grueling day isn't a glass of Chardonnay but a toke (or three) of marijuana—not just every now and again, but on a regular basis—the type who stashes a pack of E-Z Wider rolling paper in the silverware drawer or keeps a pipe at the ready next to a pile of bills. By all outward appearances, they are card-carrying, type A workaholics who just happen to prefer kicking back with a blunt instead of a bottle.
Me & my boss are stiletto stoners; everyday we work so hard to accomplish goals. At the end of a grueling day, there is but only one way, to relax!
by X___T May 23, 2010
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