ghetto stomach pump

the act of stabbing a person in the stomach then fucking it

jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis

by asdf1347 July 9, 2011

stomach burping

When your stomach starts to do whale sounds and you want to kill yourself in the process because you've done it in front of your crush.

When John invited his crush to Starbucks, his stomach burping, so he tried to kill himself before the coffee was served.

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Stomach is in my ass

When someone ate something that their stomach doesn't agree with, this causes pain and more likely than not, a very violent shit follows in suit. Usually diarrhea

I've been eating dairy all day, and now my stomach is in my ass.

by officiallymobbs November 1, 2022

Stomach is on lean

When your stomach hurts and you have to boo boo real bad

Bruh, I ate Taco Bell for lunch and now my stomach is on lean.

by Dan.G August 7, 2018

STOMACH SHIT

A stomach shit is when you feel a ball of shit so prominent in your stomach. You feel a shitball in your gut. Depending on the tier of the shit is how much pain you will endure. If your shit comes out fast and watery, it’s almost desirable. But when you have a shit that’s hard to push out, it hurts like a bitch.

Bestie 1: Broooo I have a stomach shit
Bestie 2: Aw, I’m sorry to hear that. What’s the shit tier?
Bestie 1: I think it’s tier 1.
Bestie 2: OMG GIRLY SHARE SOME 😍😍😍

by shizter October 1, 2022

Burrito stomach

Stomachache after eating a burrito with rice, beans, carne asada and spicy salsa.

Jim: ahhhhhh . I think I got the burrito stomach.

Lahey: did you eat it with spicy salsa?

Jim: yes sir. (Holds stomach)

Lahey: yup it is the burrito stomach

by Davemarrow March 12, 2021

Lean Stomach

You drank to much wok heart and lean and over years got a constant bloating and noe you look like Babyface Ray.

I think I drank to much lean, I got a lean stomach like Babyface Ray

by ITZEXEED August 22, 2022