1. anal or oral (usually anal) insertion of a cell phone that rings during an event such as a movie, play, music recital or other public event where quiet is desired.
2. What the price controling and monopolistic ATT/Cingular, Nextel, Sprint, T-Mobile & Verizon do to their customers every day.
3. Using cell phones to talk to the animals. (see also cellular bestiality and "Doctor Dolittleing")
2. What the price controling and monopolistic ATT/Cingular, Nextel, Sprint, T-Mobile & Verizon do to their customers every day.
3. Using cell phones to talk to the animals. (see also cellular bestiality and "Doctor Dolittleing")
Threat of cellular sodomy:
"Turn your (insert your choice of expletive)cell phones off or we're going to shove it up your choose orafice."
Subject of cellular sodomy:
"I just got my T-Mobile bill...How could I have used all of those minutes? I've never seen a more terrible act of cellular sodomy.
Commision of cellular sodomy(bestiality):
Caller: "So, what are you wearing?"
Donkey: "Hee-haw"
Caller: "Oh yeah, me too."
"Turn your (insert your choice of expletive)cell phones off or we're going to shove it up your choose orafice."
Subject of cellular sodomy:
"I just got my T-Mobile bill...How could I have used all of those minutes? I've never seen a more terrible act of cellular sodomy.
Commision of cellular sodomy(bestiality):
Caller: "So, what are you wearing?"
Donkey: "Hee-haw"
Caller: "Oh yeah, me too."
by 3dmark May 3, 2007
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Yeah, somebody told him to go fuck himself. Who knew that would lead to five hours of surgery.
Self Sodomy, don't try it where your mom can find you.
Yeah, somebody told him to go fuck himself. Who knew that would lead to five hours of surgery.
Self Sodomy, don't try it where your mom can find you.
by Not Your Average Bear November 2, 2014
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Sodomy is basically gay sex.
Which is unnatural.
Ever heard of the city of Sodom?
Sodomy is basically gay sex.
Which is unnatural.
Ever heard of the city of Sodom?
by C@roline July 10, 2005
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Person 2: No man. Sodo.
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Person 1: Bro, you look really fucked up.
Person 2: No man. Sodo.
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Person 1: Dude, are you tripping balls?
Person 2: Nah man. Sodo.
Person 2: No man. Sodo.
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Person 1: Bro, you look really fucked up.
Person 2: No man. Sodo.
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Person 1: Dude, are you tripping balls?
Person 2: Nah man. Sodo.
by zaitch March 25, 2010
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(Joe Straight recoils from the touch of Tom Flamer)
Joe:"you're invading my space!"
Tom:"Dude, there's no such thing as Sodosmosis, mmmkay?"
Joe:"you're invading my space!"
Tom:"Dude, there's no such thing as Sodosmosis, mmmkay?"
by guyvf November 27, 2007
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by inkedman 82 April 2, 2010
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