stealth wingman

A pre-agreed upon tactic used when a hot girl passes by or is nearby. The stealth wingman pretends to be blind after his friend mentions the girl's hotness, and asks said friend to describe the girl for him. This is done in hopes of arousing the girl's attention and ultimately picking her up.

Adolf: Whoa did you see that girl!?
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*

--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*

by Aerlamnias August 12, 2011

Stealth Balls

Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.

My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.

by BB5710 December 4, 2012

Stealthy Poker

The result of receiving a "poke" on facebook from an individual not on your friend's list for reasons unknown.

I'm trying to figure out how and why this dude keep poking me on here, he bout to be reported.. He aint even on my friendlist.. he infiltrating the system.. must be a stealthy poker....

by haolegirl317 April 8, 2013

stealth hench

being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos

Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench

by billsmut September 1, 2014

stealth keg-stand

An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence

Bro...if your girlfriend doesn't want you to drink tonight, do a stealth Keg-stand!

by LikeABawse March 27, 2015

Stealthfie

A selfie that you have to take very sneakily, so that nobody sees you taking it.

Joann was at dinner with her family, so to respond to her Snapchats, she took a few stealthfies under the table

by Fox II April 20, 2015

stealth trickto

a fat nigger that sits on his ass all day and likes to suck a lot big black dick and eat doghnut

(Steath TrickTo) come here little big daaddy stealth trickto

by BigMachoDaddy February 19, 2017