steamy morning bacon piss

When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.

Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.

by Timmy J May 7, 2005

steamy monkey arm

A massive shit. One huge solid turn resembling a monkey arm.

God damn dude, I gotta go lay a steamy monkey arm.

by Drew Peacock May 13, 2005

steamy mudd butt

one who shits their pants in the wintertime. the cold mixes with the shitty ass to create "steamy mudd butt"

the man had a severe case of steamy mudd butt which looked like a man hole cover in new york city in the wintertime.

by grosser than gross November 8, 2006

jonny stead

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer

I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up

by shaun ey February 17, 2010

Steamy Martha

First you fuck a girl all night long. Then you wake up extra early and leave a rose in front of her face and a hot steamy pile of shit in back of her and then leave. When she wakes up at her normal time she will smell the sweet rose and roll over in ecstacy thinking about the night before only to find that she has just shoved her nose in a pile of stinky shit.

A Steamy Martha is a good way to let your girl know that it's over.

by Strange Famous July 26, 2004

steamy chocolate scoops

from finland./When someone has a crooked asshole and shit sprays the back of the john with chocolate chips.

now i'll have to wait til i go home to shat cause some toilet terrorist left steamy chocolate scoops!!!

by Eli Hall December 25, 2004

Steadtler

Makes good drafting tools.

The blood on this parakeet is from when i stabbed it with my Steadtler compass.

by RiversCuomoRulz April 18, 2006