squishy

(adj) My favorite texture.

Whenever I'm stressed, I run to the nearest squishy surface

by chillydayswarmnights April 19, 2025

Squishy Onion

The act of pounding Shrek (a tall, burly, Scottish man) in the ass while he has violent diarrhea and Donkey (a smaller, smart talking acquaintance) watches from the cuck chair.

After hitting the pub, I took Seamus and Rory home for a squishy onion.

by BearHeadedShark February 3, 2026

squishy

A woman's vulva (another vulgar slang term like pussy or cunt).

Here I am peeing in the toilet! See it coming out of my squishy?

by luvsex69 May 26, 2025

Squishylinda

To make better or heal.

To cure or unbreak someone who is broken when it can not or will not be cured or unbroken by the breaker.

To put a teeny tiny Linda in the middle to cuddle you up and a somebody who loves you both to put behind her to cuddle you both up like a Linda sandwich creating comfy and safe and the ability to heal and call her squishy Linda for awhile.

Would you feel better if we squishylinda for awhile?

I am not ok. I need a squishylinda.

by The little friend November 8, 2025

squishy pedo brodie

sound used after one inadvertently saying something a pedophile would say

squishy pedo brodie ewwww

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

My squishy

I love you more 🥺

When someone says I love you, you're my squishy...meaning I love you more

by Beeb_s March 31, 2021

BIG SQUISHY MAN

you would understand if you have seen attack on titan

Eren: "look at the big squishy man"
Armin: "AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH"

by caleylookslikealesbian April 29, 2022