cop a squat

Sit down; take a chair.

Cop a squat and tell me about it.

by Cliff Morris January 3, 2004

muffin squat

When a woman "Teabags"

Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"

by Tim Rambo January 4, 2014

First Squat

The first time a toilet is used in the sitting position after being cleaned.

I love when I am the first person at work and I can go get first squat on my favorite toilet!

I hate taking a dump at an airport, you can never get first squat.

by triplethreatASC February 27, 2015

Clam Squat

The girl version of tea bagging someone. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

"omg, Rob just passed out, dare you to clam squat him"

"Dude, this girl totally clam squatted me last night"

by Hanwellington March 21, 2017

lot squat

When a female urinates in a parking lot. Most often done at a concert or sporting event, lot squats are usually performed only in cases of true urinary emergency. Lot squats require dexterity and skill, as an improperly done lot squat can result in the splashing of clothing and body parts.

Note: Due to the high risk of being sighted, it is wise to engage a friend as a lookout, otherwise known as a "lot squat spot."

After knocking back a six-pack in the parking lot, Amber suddenly realized she'd never make it into the monster truck show without peeing herself. Grabbing Krystle as a spot, Amber ducked behind Cooter's Hemi, copped a quick lot squat, and then she was off to the show. Yee haw!

by hookermom October 16, 2009

ball squat

when your balls are hanging down considerably low,you sit down they get stuck under your thigh.

i ball squated and blew the left one out of its bag

by larze November 18, 2005

pop a squat

to sit down or to take a seat.

Yo, pop a squat over here.

by Bradshaw April 8, 2005