scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.

I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.

by oldsport December 31, 2014

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scratch job

The act of attempting to get a man or woman to orgasm by scratching their genitalia with your nails.

"Dude, last night was great. Jessica gave me a scratch job and even though my dick was bleeding, I jizzed all over her face."

by cococrispy37 November 24, 2017

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Squatchling

Young or baby squatch.

Squatches tend to be protective of their squatchlings.

by Ab5uRd June 7, 2018

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An above averged sized female, in denial her man is cheating on her. Hobbies include trapping men with pregnancies, only having boy babies though desperately wanting a girl, pathological lying and saying she lives in the country while living in the city. Copies other people's hobbies and decor sometimes baby names. Claims to be wealthy although nearing eviction. Lies about mom being a molester.

Damn dude, squatchella told me she is pregnant again

No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?

She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall August 28, 2018

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