Spud

British slang originated in Newcastle when describing someone less intelligent or trying to wind someone you dislike up. Similar to “taity”

Shut up yi spud
He actually thought that was the answer,what a spud

by tillymonaghan May 9, 2018

Spud

No, this is not used as another name for a Potato but rather, in this case, a way of calling someone an idiot. It is used as an insult to someone when they make a dumb and small mistake.
Can, and will often, be used in it's adjective form 'spuddy'
Synonyms for spud: Spesh, idiot or muppet
Synonyms for spuddy: Daft, stupid, retarded (if you're a year 7 who just learnt what it feels like to nut) or special

Oh my god Adam, you spuddy kid.
How did you get that wrong you absolute spud.

by 01spud1 July 11, 2018

Spud tongue

The little hanging or middle piece of a woman’s vagina

Holy smokes Clyde, ol Malinda got her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024

peel the spud

To beat off. (Masturbate)

I’ll be on Xbox later boys, gonna go peel the spud.

by Shayescosbyshow May 6, 2020

Spud

When someone is being a cunt, but you can’t say cunt because you’re in public or some gay shit like that, so you call them a spud

“Mate, stop being a Spud”

by I ❤️ Big Booty Bitches January 2, 2018

Spedly-spud

Spedly-spud, a word used to describe someone as an incompetent person instead of the word idiot.

He ran over the wall to see if he could jump properly, we called him a Spedly-spud because he missed and fell flat on his face.

by SPDDMN207032 May 14, 2022

spud

ether a physical dysibility, retarded potatoe or Gabes tendiez

run faster wut r u a spud

Daren is such a spud

by Ploto June 7, 2019