Spudding

The act of a person using a high performance vibrator (Hitachi Magic Wand) on another persons gooch as they hold their buttocks high in the air, all while the giver of the act is using an Orgasmatron head massager on the receiver's head.

1: Did you hear about John getting a Spudding?
2: No, what is it?
1: It's when you hold your ass up, get jabbed with a viber above the balls and have some thing massaging your head.

by xSimone April 30, 2023

Spud

A PC way to call patients Retards.

ALS 1- respond to 54 elm for a pt with his hand stuck in the garbage disposal,”fuckin spuds man”

by Basically an ambulance driver June 6, 2018

Spud muffin

A younger sibling

My little spud muffin

by anonymous October 29, 2022

Spud Monkey

A chunky pinto colored horse, often times a BLM mustang……

Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

peel the spud

To beat off. (Masturbate)

I’ll be on Xbox later boys, gonna go peel the spud.

by Shayescosbyshow May 6, 2020

Spuds

Irish potatoes. 🥔 uno wat I mean if ur irish ☘️

Ahh they’re grand spuds. ‘‘Twas a fine dinner Mary.

by Sound out March 30, 2019

Bum Spuds

Poo, shit, or shite. The product of defecation.

I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.

Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.

by sbjkd October 5, 2020