A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019
The upward projection of toilet chemical (usually blue) from a compressed air powered toilet flush. Usually found on the public restrooms of trains, buses, and other modes of public transportation.
Have an eye when you use the can in there - you'll get shitter spit on you if you don't step back when you flush.
by Engr Budgie February 21, 2011
by Grammar National Socialist October 11, 2020
by mainbsq April 21, 2018
When one get rids of scraps of food between their teeth by pushing saliva through the spaces between their teeth. Very useful when one runs out of dental floss.
James: Shit, I'm out of dental floss
Kyle: Ouch, you wanna borrow mine?
James: Nah, it's cool I'll just spit floss
Kyle: Ouch, you wanna borrow mine?
James: Nah, it's cool I'll just spit floss
by @ngrym0thertrucker October 19, 2013
Gavin Dobson got a dry hand job and it sucked because she didn’t even have the courtesy to spit on it.
by Penisstiffyuh February 11, 2019
Spit punks, a style made up of a mixture of visual kei/crust punk/hippie-filth (think the band Queen Adreena)/glam metal & androgyny.
A term used as a label like goth/scene/punk/etc - however a more diverse and less generalized approach
A term used as a label like goth/scene/punk/etc - however a more diverse and less generalized approach
Spit punk 1: "hey man lets go drink beer and eat hotdogs and fight people"
Spit punk 2: "yeh tru let's do it homie"
Spit punk 1: "also do u like these new demonic platform boots I racked"
*Spit punk 1 points to own shoes and roasts self* "wHAT R tHOOOOSE"
Spit punk 2: "yeh tru let's do it homie"
Spit punk 1: "also do u like these new demonic platform boots I racked"
*Spit punk 1 points to own shoes and roasts self* "wHAT R tHOOOOSE"
by spoopybernadootie November 05, 2015