Speech Game

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.

This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Speech Game!

by matrixbadger July 27, 2009

Speed

Distance divided by time.

Or Meth.

"Let's do speed so I can stay up all night and study for my finals!!11shift!"

by o revelation o April 29, 2008

speed stick

the fine filmy layer of greasy perspiration and methamphetamine residue that seeps out of one's pores after ingesting methamphetamine. Not quite sweat, speed stick does not drip or take on a liquid state. Rather it coats one's skin like a glossy glaze.

I could tell he was on a good one once his skin accumulated speed stick.

by Llenar13 May 21, 2010

Ass speed

The rate at which a person moves from one place to another. Derived from the time it takes for someone's ass to get over here.

"Man, at his ass speed it will midnight before we get going."

by NJumper March 21, 2010

Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.

Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."

by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006

Need For Speed Most Wanted

The most realistic cop chase game in the world. And not a bad tuner game.

Mother: "Honey can you come down for dinner?"
Child: "No mother, i'm too busy getting chased by cops in need for speed most wanted."

by Christopher Arbizu May 25, 2006

sleefusled

sleepy and confused

Wow, good thing im not sleefusled

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 20, 2003