sneaker

1. The tires on your ride.
2. A secondary name for a condom

1. Yo Cletus, whats with the news sneakers on your Ford Ranger? It looks stupid!
2. Dayum baby, my dick needs a sneaker before runnin' your marathon.

by Brenna Perfect December 21, 2004

sneakerhead

often a male who has an obsession with buying and/or selling shoes

Dom is such a sneakerhead he is always getting the newest shoes

by domsnyder April 14, 2014

sneaker face

Noun- a overachiever of collecting rare expensive sneakers, yet his face still looks like the bottom of his sneakers

#1 wow, kevin got the triple og grapes, hes such a sneaker head
#2 nahh they are heat but looking at his sneaker face makes me throw up

by disniggaspike July 15, 2010

sneaker massage

n: the act of kicking someone while down on the ground, much like the classic "beatdown shot" seen in many pre-bling era rap videos.
Proper alternative usage includes supplanting the word "sneaker" for a particular brand of shoe or sneaker, used at the risk of excessive name-dropping.

1. That dude owes me money, b. Let's give his punk-ass a sneaker massage.

2. That guy tossed my girl, g. Let's give him a Nike massage.

by G. T. Fisher December 25, 2008

speakerguy

One who spends too much time on linux and listens to too much black metal, especially such a one who practices acts of anarchtical chaos and exhibits megalomaniac traits in real life.

Don't be a speakerguy, get off Kazaa >:O

by cheesepie.net January 7, 2004

specker

Another word for speaker

I need a specker while I'm taking a shower so I can bump some tracks.

by Darkskin43 February 13, 2017

sneaker pimp

A pimp in high school working the sex trade and pimping underage girls as prostitutes.

"Sex sells" does little to explain the multimillion-dollar profits generated by the underground commercial sex economy. From high-end escort services to high school "sneaker pimps," the sex trade leaves no demographic unrepresented and circuits almost every major US city."

by JefferyMoon April 30, 2014