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Uncle Al Sober

One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.
Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?

Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.

Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.
by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022
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sober as a knob job

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".
Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.
by Bryan R January 5, 2009
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sideration

metaphorically : spontaneous radical apartness

in astrophysics : two astral bodies with correlative orbits spontaneously diverging, spinning outward in opposite directions; related to : the heteroclinic (hetero : from the greek, meaning dual, opposite, different, multiplicity and clinic from the greek 'kleinen' : to lean, to slope)
the astronomer mapped the theoretical sideration of two astral bodies with shared assymetrical orbits.
by piet mode May 18, 2010
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Sober as a rock

To be extremely sober. According to claire, this is a thing.
by original_prankster November 3, 2016
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Homework Sober

1.Adj. The act of not doing homework for a certain period of time, usually resulting in the failing of your class courses.
Dude#1: Hey man did you the biology homework i need to copy it.
Dude#2: Nope
Dude#1: O Yeah i forgot you're homework sober. How long now?
Dude#2: About 2 months....
Dude#1: Glwith life............
by Turnupdafunk April 21, 2010
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Captain Sober

While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.
Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.

or

Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011
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Oregon Sober

Derived from the term California Sober or “Cali Sober,” which is when an individual in sobriety continues to use marijuana - Oregon Sober means the individual is abstinent from all drugs illegal in the state of Oregon. Which as of November 10, 2020 when (Measure 110 was passed) is no drugs. So it means an individual currently uses drugs.
Jimmy went to rehab, got 30 days sober, then decided to be Cali Sober, now he’s Oregon Sober… smh
by Magic Mike & The Big D June 7, 2021
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