Skinny Jeans

A highly popular tight fighting style of jeans

Craig : Wow Kiersten's wearing Skinny Jeans today!

Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!

Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

Skinny Jeans

The tight as fuck fag pants that little swag loving butt fuckers wear errywhere. They look gay as fuck. They feel gay as fuck. They are gay as fuck. They crush ur nuts and make u look like a little bitch. If you are a real man, you will say fuck those gay, tight, nut crushing pants and wear ur clothes baggy and walk with a gangsta limp.

SWAG Fag: Man! My skinny jeans make me look so fuckin G!

Person 2: eh fam, u aint G, u prolly dunno what G even means. All im seein is a lil bitch nigga haha, eh cuz?

Person 3: Y'all redy fuckin kno eh! U aint no wicked nigga, we is, we wont be caught dead in skinny jeans, and we still walk around with a gangsta limp! Hahaha

by SketchXgangXFTB May 26, 2014

scene skinny

a scene kid who is really skinny (like most of them), usually a girl.

That scene girl is so scene skinny i wish i was her!

by aubs t. April 23, 2007

get skinny

football term for when a running back tries to squeeze himself through a narrow gap created by the offensive line.

jerome bettis fumbled the football in the 2005 divisional playoff game when he tried to get skinny in the redzone almost costing the steelers the game.

by Ivan_V January 30, 2009

skinny C

a nick name often given to a slender, good-looking trill ass gangster. it also helps if they have a name begining with a c...

that slim thugga looks like a skinny C!

by Chris Garza October 16, 2005

Skinny Jeans

A trend, an overly popular trend. Skinny jeans (or skinnies) are usually worn by your modern trendwhore, scene kid, sk8r boi, or emo people. In my honest opinion, skinny jeans make girls with no ass look like they have one. Guys who wear skinny jeans usually look like anorexic little girls, with a presumably small penis.

People who say they wear skinny jeans because they are comfortable and cute are usually lying, because, they're wearing them because EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

Trendwhore: LAIK OH MAI GAWD, I LAIK LUV MAI NEW SKINNY JEANS, DER SO CUUUUUTTTTEEE!

Sane person: Please, go kill yourself, you brainless puppet.

by Sventevith August 23, 2010

Skinny Jeans

1. Any jeans that cannot be put on with ease. If it takes more than 5 minutes to wiggle into a pair of jeans, they're skinny jeans.

2. Jeans guys shouldn't wear.

The boy came to school in skinny jeans one day and was rejected by all his friends. He then came to his senses and gave them back to his sister and never wore skinny jeans again.

by DRmastermind June 5, 2010