After several loads have been dumped into a cum dumpster, an even less respected woman, comes and shovels cum out of the dumpsters stanky snatch.
Shaniqua just got gangbanged by 453 nigs and now needs a cum shoveler to scoop out 32 gallons of cum from every crevice of her body.
by Trakevony Kraukain October 26, 2011
Get the Cum Shoveler mug.A Lay Down Shower is when a shower is taken in both an exhausted and horny state. When laying down with the water falling down on you, you commence beating off. By beating off while laying down, the subject also eliminates the danger of knees buckling while jacking it, making it a much safer experience
We decided to surprise our stupid friend in the shower, to our astonishment we rolled the curtain back and he was in the middle of a Lay Down Shower.
by magizzle September 13, 2007
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A hot chip that is crispy enough that you can pierce the surface of another chip, allowing you to eat a chip with another chip
Mat drops his chip into his tomato sauce*
Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"
Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"
Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"
Pat- "use a shovel chip"
Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers
Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"
Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"
Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"
Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"
Pat- "use a shovel chip"
Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers
Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"
by Pat Hoops August 5, 2016
Get the Shovel chip mug.Shitting out a mean smelly turd in the toilet while someone else is showering in the same small bathroom, creating the muggiest and nasitest stench ever. Best done on the sly or with a flush afterward (to create more steam).
My room mate was late on rent again so i snuck in and gave her a Cleveland Steam Shower this morning.
by Kevin Beavers May 22, 2008
Get the Cleveland Steam Shower mug.The only person that knows where you stash your porn, drugs or sextoys, with the specific function of relocating/destroying the materials when you die before gets discovered by your family and other friends.
by JMosh July 9, 2007
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When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.
When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.
ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
friend 2: Brb...shower...
ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?
friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
friend 2: Brb...shower...
ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?
friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.
by supulton June 30, 2008
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