shard

shard is synonym for retard

You are a real shard

by jan_890 January 8, 2018

shard

when your stan is hard and soft at the same time

"minhyuk looking soft but that jacket got me fucked up, he looking shard af"

by trash of trash December 15, 2017

Shardstar

A person that is real shiny, and greasy from all the meth they been doing.

Look at that shiny shardstar cleaning his yard in this hot ass weather.

by G.R. Knowledge January 23, 2018

Shard Skank

Sells a maybe for dope, instead of actually fucking or doing anything at all physically, they just flirt around giving the idea of the possibility.

Omg! She is such a shard skank!

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 19, 2018

Shardy B

A woman that combines the dancing skills of Shakira and Cardy B ..
(Inspired by Natty)

Shardy B: yoo look at that one she a Shardy

by MasterFalco April 18, 2018

Shordy Day

Shordy Day is a day you do something nice for all the beautiful ladies you’ve called shordy

you gonna do something nice for her on shordy day?

by Whoisyoufam June 17, 2018

sharden shose

a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve

sharden shose is so yeastetdet

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018