Seaford

Name of a town on Long Island that is often forgotten about. Sandwiched between two classier towns (Wantagh and Massapequa), Seaford boasts a community of people who likely procrastinate putting engines in their vehicles, almost always a Ford Lightning. Seafordians on the south shore often own multiple boats and lifted trucks, as the streets tend to flood. Legend has it that many of the men are cursed with inexplicably inferior genitalia.

Guy: Hey, the realtor called, mentioned an open house in Seaford, what should I tell her?
Girl: Fuck that! Seaford needs to get its shit together and extend the 135 across the Long Island Sound!

by L is for Lit August 7, 2018

Jeremiah shafer

A fat black pig who does nothing but play 2k all day and claims he was on a journey to lose weight but he has just been gaining weight his obese ass, also claims he doesn’t have a favorite fast food place as he eats them all.

“Jeremiah shafer did something”- said no one ever

by BRTHUYT October 5, 2019

Sheaff'd

When you suddenly realise that you're doing something the guy standing next to you should be doing but isn't because he's distracted you sufficiently, causing you to forget that you should'nt be doing what you're doing where you're doing it........you've been Sheaff'd!

Half way across & your're still up here driving........you've been Sheaff'd mate.....!

by andyrr December 15, 2011

Sheaff

An extremely sassy, loud, funny guy that can communicate with you in one look. A typical Sheaf comment includes, but is not limited to, "Imma eat dat booty". He will often square up as if he is going to fight you, but will never truly follow through. He will also scream "AH" or "HELP" when surprised, scared, or bored.

Where the heck is Sheaff.

by ImHannahMontana April 1, 2019

Sheafsull

Sheafsull is the maddest cunt to ever live, charismatic with the ladies and a local at double bays “the golden sheaf” rumored to own the pub you will see him there on a Wednesday and Saturday night after 12

Did you hear what Sheafsull did at the sheaf what a hectic cunt

by Doozybruv May 13, 2025

nick sheaffer

hung as fuck

nick sheaffer is hung as fuck

by sheaffsheaff December 21, 2009

seafnt

Abbreviation of 'As if not'

Commonly used to shorten 'As if you don't/wouldn't/can't/shouldn't/couldn't/won't'

Origin : Australian Teltra Gamearena community

"Seafnt pay your taxes"

"Seafnt pizza for lunch"

"Seafnt camp"

by shock. November 28, 2004