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Ride shaft

when a female has her mouth open a male inserts their penis so far that pressure releases out her anus and acts like a drive shaft
timmy ran into a restaurant when he saw a woman about to eat her food with her mouth wide open he pulled a ride shaft and ran away
by dennis lothian dylan fraser October 3, 2008
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Dragon shaft

An extremely large, erectile penis. After having sex with a female (or male) it will leave her (or him) in a wheelchair. If someone has a dragon shaft they're horny all the time and will bang anything that moves.
John: Dude Abby's in a wheelchair.

Joe: I heard she got the dragon shaft last night.
by Johnjoemuffs January 22, 2014
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shit shaft

What your dick is after you fuck someone up the ass.
After I fucked that breezy's ass, i had a shit shaft!
by chester mclovin January 27, 2008
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furry shaft

when ones penis has hair all the way up it
i was going to bang him until i saw his furry shaft
by chazelle February 3, 2008
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wheat shaft

Ironically a LARGE 15" pointed cock, in which the diameter is 5 inches.
Harsha had a huge wheat shaft which produced a halo of heat when it was inserted into Jon's vagina.
by Huge Long Kock July 1, 2003
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elevator shaft

Drinking a draft beer in one sip so that instead of having a sip line every few inches, the entire glass is coated with the leftover foam. Works especially well with Guinness.
I just elevator shafted that beer. It went... STRAIGHT DOWN!!!
by ojc nyc April 6, 2009
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Bastard Shaft

(noun)- A vibrator, A jackass, assbutt, or dumbass, one who is very stupid, One who bears semblance to, or traits of, a vibrator.
You vibrating Bastard Shaft! Why would you cook bacon with your shirt off?!?!
by -Devon- February 5, 2009
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