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Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.
Anto is such a session panda. I love him.
by OiGD October 17, 2008
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Sessionable

A place, usually a house, that is the optimum condition for sessioning in.
"I called around to Maureen's last week. I tell ya, her gaff ain't half sessionable. No neighbours and it's massive"
by SkirmishCork January 25, 2017
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Sessions

"That set last night was sessions mate."

"This grime is bare sessions bruv"
by hordiclegionrep June 10, 2017
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Salty Session

The act of spreading your naked sweaty body on the body of another participant, in which you are sure to injest the others liquids. Commonly done at the same time as a 69, so you receive extra flavor.
Yo bro that salty session was lit as fuck! full send!
by Mr. SweatMaster August 26, 2018
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Crank Session

The act of entering the "flow" state with a high-value deliverable in mind (sometimes while micro-dosing) for 6 to 9 hours
We built an end-to-end application during that 9 hour crank session
by ChrisCruz July 17, 2022
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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Scrimmage Session

When theres a guy you've just met on a lake on a warm summer day. He really just wants to boink you while you scream aloud, "it's all about the benjamins baby!!!"
"We should really get together for a scrimmage session."
by RKJ September 17, 2015
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