Seattle Supersonics 

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately

The Supersonics traded away Payton.

Seattle Supersonics by 0000 October 20, 2003

Seattle Racist

A white liberal who supports non-whites in theory, but fully participates in systemic racism. Can include liberals from other parts of the country

"I know that Trump is a racist and Hillary Clinton is the only reasonable chance we have to beat him, but I'm voting for Jill Stein because I don't have to deal with racism on a daily basis. I am a Seattle Racist!"

Seattle Racist by rdeveraux January 22, 2017

Seattle Skydive 

Verb

in the family of Pittsburgh Plunge, Philidelphia Fist, Cleveland Steamer, etc.

Similar to the Pittsburgh Plunge but instead of sticking your head in, the whole body must go (OH THE HORROR!!!)

THE SEATTLE SKYDIVE

Yeah, that was pretty nasty.
Yeah well last night i went all the way in.
WAT!?!?
Yeah, I Seattle Skydove that bitch; stood on the edge of the couch and BAM! I was in like a pineapple in Hitler's ass.

Seattle Skydive by !6ROB9! January 18, 2008

seattle sex 

Since Seattle only has ugly bitches you need to find an ugly bitch and fuck her.

I had Seattle Sex with another bitch now I got the Clap.

seattle sex by Tant Lover November 16, 2006

Seattle Strongarm 

The act of simultaneously, or consecutively, defecating and masturbating in a coffee shop restroom

I was all pent up on my road trip until I stopped off at a Starbucks and gave myself a Seattle Strongarm.

Seattle Strongarm by Surrealyo September 3, 2012

seattle washington area

A term used to vaguely describe where something occurs. It is used mainly as a joke and it holds a similar amount of seriousness.

Guy 1: Hey, can we hang out at your place.
SethBling: Sure, Uh I live in the uh seattle washington area...

seattle washington area by JOHN CENA (alfe) June 11, 2016

seattle spaghetti 

When a woman is on her period, a man fucks her and then pulls out revealing the penis covered in spaghetti sauce

Yo that bitch gave me a seattle spaghetti

seattle spaghetti by amieehorowitz March 25, 2009