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Seagull

A demon bird that comes out of nowhere and hunts you down until you give it food. Then it shits on you. And then it attacks you for more food
Man: these fucking seagulls need to leave make alone!
by ThatOneGuyk June 22, 2019
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Seagulling

The process of placing hot potato chips in your rectum and having a seagull eat them out.
Seagulling is illegal in most states.

Adam like to go Seagulling at the beach with his friend Tyler.
by Buttercream4life July 20, 2021
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Dry Seagull

Someone who constantly complains or nags about problems but never actually does anything to solve them.
“Stop acting like a dry seagull — you keep squawking about what’s wrong but never lift a finger to help.”
by Myhandleismilkncrookies May 29, 2025
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Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.
Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back
by Allen Charles August 16, 2021
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Acting as a Flock of Seagulls

The term originates from the base definition of a group, no less than 2, incoherant bigots who have nothing better to do but pester and drop feces from their mouths that only irritate everyone in the vicinity because nobody wants them around.

Another sub definition is Flock of Faggots thinks that using urban dictionary to vent their bitching monthly bleeding vaginas, is going to do a damn thing, and stupidly thinking it accomplishes anything at all besides proving that they in fact need to get out of their nesting basement.
I know 2 players in PUBG who are Acting as a Flock of Seagulls.
by YourNewStepDadLittleMan May 10, 2018
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Seagull

When someone jerks off two guys on either side of them while giving head to the third in front of them. Looking like a seagull flapping its wings and moving their head forward and back.
“My two friends and I went over to this chicks house last night and she seagull us while we talked about our fantasy teams”
by Realfactx February 28, 2021
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barking seagull

A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.
The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.
by Festivvus August 20, 2013
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