Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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Schrödinger's Socks

When your pounding your homies cheeks but wear socks so it's not homosexual.
Bro, it's not gay wearing socks you can call it

"Schrödinger's Socks".
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Schrödinger’s Purpose

Schrödinger's Purpose is the act of coming up with a justification or explanation for something after its completion.

It involves attaching meaning beyond the original intent to make something seem deeper or to mask laziness.

As long as you can make it sound good you can hide a rush job by making it sound intentional and well thought out.
An example of Schrödinger’s Purpose is using a fancy sounding artist statement to justify not having added colour or shading to your drawing. “ The simple black and white represents the polarity of the potential paths of the future” etc etc.

“Ugh I don’t want to do that art assignment”
“Just Schrödinger’sPurpose it”
What do you mean?”
“Just draw whatever you want, and come up with a way it relates to the project after you’re done”
“Good idea
by SixCardStud March 10, 2024
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Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.
Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.
by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020
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Schrödinger's Argument

When you make an Argument but information contained within said argument is Unconfirmed by the creators of the topic.
Guy 1: "IT'S A GIRL"
Guy 2: "NO IT'S A GUY YOU FUCKFACE"
Both Guy 1 and 2: *Incoherent yelling and Swearing*
Guy 3: "What are they arguing about?"
Guy 4: "Whether the Cat Human thing in a new anime is a guy or girl"
Guy 5: "A real Schrödinger's Argument, eh"
by N.A.R.B. Enthusiast November 26, 2021
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A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)
Trixs is a Schrödinger’s Media Consumer.
by TldrNud November 25, 2022
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