Schrödinger's Influencer

An internet creator big enough to be sponsored, shouted out, or awarded by other big creators or brands, yet the average internet user has no idea who they even are.

"The latest Game Awards nominated a few people nobody's ever heard of for 'best creator'. Schrödinger's Influencer strikes again.

by Bob_Wire March 9, 2025

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

Schrödinger's Guy

The very man who is class representative, the class No1 slave, the Batman who disappears with shadows/completely/, the true shadow warrior of 11IB-3 Co26, with utmost prowess in being Temowglie's most trusted enslaved black bastard son

The Schrödinger's guy says:"Temowglie, my lord and savior, your homework has been fulfilled to its content with thy name as the creator and originator by the administration of Moor Community of Niggaismic loyalty"

by Random Moor March 13, 2025

Schrödinger's Rickroll

When you see a link, and you are SURE that it's a Rickroll, but you won't know if you don't click. It is a Rickroll, and it's not at the same time

This is a fucking Schrödinger's Rickroll. It might be a rickroll. But it might not be. Gotta click.

by Zzdots March 16, 2025

Schrödinger’s Parent

a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good

“have you heard about John Lennon’s parenting life?”
“he must be a Schrödinger’s Parent”

by sitemanlol May 18, 2023

Schrödingers Goth Complex

Someone who talks about wanting to date a goth girl but is actually referring to egirls. Usually acts disgusted when seeing actual goths

He always talks about wanting to date goth girls until the girl is actually goth. He totally has a Schrödingers Goth Complex

by ChickenScrxtch82 May 19, 2023

Schrödinger's handjob

When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed

Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"

by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023