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schizophrunk

A person who tends to be an extremely annoying drunk and who will also hallucinate at times. They seem to always be in their own world and are very weird. Don’t go up and talk to them during these times or else you may be offended or aggravated.
Did you see Daniele? She’s pointing at nothing.... maybe she’s a schizophrunk... let’s kick her out.
by curban February 3, 2019
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Schizophonenia

An affliction that occurs when one is put in a position without their phone for over 24 hours...

Symptoms include:
1) Inability to think about anything at all except the fact you do not have your phone.
2) Profound loss of control
3) Social Disconnect and isolation

4) Feeling as if you have lost a part of yourself
5) Agitation at everything
Dude "My school sent us on a weekend retreat for our final and no phones were allowed"
Dude 2 " I cant be without my phone that long or i'll end up all fucked up with "Schizophonenia"
Dude " Yeah never again ...I almost lost it"
by Stains and Smears March 4, 2019
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Schille

A person who suffers from alcoholism and will always be at the bottom of the food chain where ever he might work most likely caused by dwi's
Man that guy over there is a real schille.

I'll be fine as long as I'm not a schille.
by Anonymous1775 March 4, 2019
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schizosaccharomycetaceae

The Schizosaccharomycetaceae are a family of yeasts in the order Schizosaccharomycetales. Source: Wikipedia
Schizosaccharomycetaceae is a fungus.
by Goodbyepoo May 7, 2019
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Schiowitz

Someone who has a small penis and has 1 friend usually named Slom Dawg.
Jaron is a big Schiowitz
by Mr Jen’s September 2, 2019
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schimoun

A slang word for the phrase "come on", usually used as a response.
Person 1: "Let's play COD Zombies"
Person 2: "Nah, I don't feel like it."
Person 1: "Schimoun"
Person 2: "well since you said it like that..."
by fatty membrane March 27, 2020
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schizophrenic jacky boy

a little boy that likes to drink milk all the time and text his annoying ass girlfriend. likes to beg for nudes and people to carry him in comp games (siege, csgo, etc). basically just a huge man thot.
stop being such a schizophrenic jacky boy.
by Zacky Wacky. June 16, 2020
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