sour saturdays

before having sex a male and female eat the cheese and yeast from each others penis and vigina and then throw up on it and eat it again

lets have sour saturdays

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

Sloppy Saturday

When you and 2-3 friends get a 30-pack of beer and a 30-pack of white castle at 6am on Saturday and you have to finish it before noon.

The first one to shit their pants or puke loses.

Dave: "Yo bro, lets do sloppy saturday tomorrow!"
Kris: "Aw hecky naw, I shit my pants last sloppy saturday"

by pizzapals November 17, 2023

Saturday School

Where you tell your boss your taking your kids when your to drunk to wake up on Saturday

“Sorry bro can’t make it in today, my baby momma just droppped the kids off ; j have to take them to Saturday school. My bad

by Uncleray2469 October 25, 2025

Saturday 12th April

On the Saturday 12th April you are not permitted to nap or have any energy drinks.

This is unwritten law.

No! You can’t have a Red Bull, it’s Saturday 12th April

by TheMask00_1 April 12, 2025

Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday

My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.

by Lady Mae October 25, 2023

Sawshark Saturday

National holiday every Saturday celebrating sawsharks

Ryan: what day is it

Peter: Sawshark Saturday

Ryan: YAY

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.

Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.

by flexydevil May 8, 2023