sandy porkchop

when your doing a girl missionary on the beach and you take your penis and slap it in the sand a couple of times and then put it back in.

My boyfriend and I were at the beach and that ass gave me a sandy porkchop

by anaphalaxis June 7, 2007

Sandy Eagle

Where you are having sex with your partner at the beach,
then you pull out of her, put ur penis in the sand
and then put it back in your woman.

"Dude i gav my girl a sandy eagle the other day"
"Man thats bad"
"Yeh i dont think ill ever see her again"

by ipwnnoobs69 September 16, 2009

sandy patty

When you get a dry handjob.

I didn’t want to see him again so I gave him a sandy patty.

Grab the lube. No more sandy patties.

by BIGDRYWAFF October 2, 2021

Sandy Crabcake

During sexual intercourse you procede to stick your dick in your partners mouth while doing a pushup over them and giving them head at the same time.

Dude, last night I pulled a sandy crabcake on Courtney!

by Hoodlenoodle June 8, 2016

Sandy hand.

A complete utter fail at an attempt to give a handjob.

Also known as salty hand.

Chuck:Dude,did Stephanie give you that handjob she was promising?

Bill:Yeah man, but she had a terrible case of the sandy hand.

by G-Swizzy Gets Busy June 16, 2010

Mrs Sandy

A fat rude prick that thinks that thinks she is the best and thinks she knows everything. She always has to be correct. She only does stuff for her and says to her students that they have no lives

I fucking hate that Mrs Sandy

by Gympie250 October 26, 2018

Sandy bucket

A Sandy bucket occurs on the rare occasion when you are about to plummet yo chap into a sexy sexy lady and then out of nowhere a cartoon squirrel in a weird underwater costume flies out and smacks you one in the ballocks. Bet you still go for the pussy afterwards though, ya lil go getter.

Did you hear? On friday night Sam got a sandy bucket? Poor guy.
Yeah but he still got llllllaiiiid
(Sam calls)
Guys I can't come out tonight my balls are all purple and I think I have an allergy to rodents there's a rash on my puebs

by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016