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Resting Chud Hands

Elon Musk's "thinker" pose
Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.
by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025
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Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.
“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”
by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025
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repeating decibel

What ya get when a hard-rock or heavy-metal record starts skipping.
Girl, you know it's true dat Milli Vanilli got "George Bush busted" --- i.e., "read my lips" and lip-synching --- by da infamous "repeating decibel" when their playback equipment malfunctioned.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
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Reesing

I’m sorry I was just reesing.
by Katatom August 19, 2025
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Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.
She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.
by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025
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Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.
She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.
by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025
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Resting Brooke Face

A deapan expression, usually exhibited by females who are plotting murder.
She glared at me with her resting Brooke face, and I knew I was a dead man.
by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 19, 2025
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