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Not for performance reasons

A phrase used by someone who has been terminated from a job position for low performance and is embarrassed to admit it.
Did you hear that Amir got fired today? He told me that it was not for performance reasons.
by Cuntmir Toufag October 22, 2023
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Redsox

A Pro. sports team that plays for Boston. They are know as the best there is, there best there was, and the best there ever will be.
man: hey i got tickets to the yankees.

cool man: THE YANKEES! Man they SUCK! I am going to the redsox game!!!
by Anas Luigi M. January 28, 2008
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reeses

when you stick your dick in peanut butter then fuck a person in the ass after she shit and hasn't wiped.
"yo you here what bob did to nancy? gave her a reeses.
by trymewanker July 6, 2010
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Reasons

A female's period
Miranda: Why can't you go swimming?
Shae: Reasons
Miranda: Oh.
by TheRealMandi September 26, 2008
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For all the wrong reasons

You can interject this when using a word that sounds positive, for something that's negative, especially when evaluating the purpose of a messed-up object or when replying to something truly stupid someone told you they did.

If you do the last thing written, it's a clear sign of potential pwnage in you.
Example 1: "When you're a teen life is interesting for all the wrong reasons."

(Interesting stuff when you're a teen: Booze, drugs, what's under other people's clothes, kitten huffing etc.)

Example 2:

Moron: "I just bathed the cat and put it in the microwave to dry it. He exploded just like I thought, but his fur dried up nicely."

You: "You're incredible. For all the wrong reasons."

Example 3:

Gun nut: ..."Yeah, The Eviscerator has everything! With a good aim, you can shoot someone in his spine, blow his brains out AND make him drown in his own blood!

You: "Sure, that thing IS versatile. For all the wrong reasons..."
by werallsonsofbitches January 7, 2010
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Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Chocolate and peanut butter confectionaries sold by the Hershey Chocolate company. Created by Canadian native, Linda Brooks, in 1963.
"I love going to the candy store! I always get so many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!"
by dandycandyman March 10, 2009
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Reese

A dumb ugly sociopath that enjoys making others feel like shit
Reese is a sociopath
by KidneyThief July 18, 2020
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