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Reed

Man Reed sure is a gay ass motherfucker
by theplok July 29, 2025
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Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.
Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!
by Mailliman June 19, 2022
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Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)
by read_a_book July 23, 2023
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walter reed middle school

everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out

dont go here 2/10
i hate walter reed middle school the teachers are mean and everything is beige
by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023
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fulton reed

The literal cutest dude ever

From the Mighty Ducks trilogy

Protect this big teddy bear
“Yo have you seen Mighty Ducks?!”

“Yes bro!!”

“Who’s your favorite character?”

“Fulton Reed, the all star, best character, cutest guy, sweetest person ever, best slap shot, best player, enforcer, best movie character ever guy!”
by stwoo May 17, 2021
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Reed

I know its monday, but why dobyou always have to be such a reed
by Renzo915 April 17, 2021
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Reed

The male equivalent of 'Karen'
Omg, he just asked to talk to the manager AGAIN? He's being such a Reed.
by Q.o.t.B September 19, 2020
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