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white and green ratio

The white-and-green ratio is a quantitative relation between the amounts of lines of text received in a message conversation and the number of lines sent in response. Green refers to the background color of the bubble speech for sent messages in popular applications like WhatsApp or Telegram or iMessage, white is the background color of the bubble speech of received messages; green is always us, white is always the others. The further the ratio is from 1, the more alarming the status of the relationship between the participants.
“I am very interested in what you are doing, and I feel it would be great to hear more about it. Maybe in the next weeks, unless you are very busy. Let me know how you feel, and we can meet up for drinks” if responded: “Yes, Sure” presents a white and green ratio of 4:1 (where four lines of text received a response of 1 line)
A conversation like “I love you” “Me too” has the perfect and ideal white-and-green-ratio of 1:1
by Girls Pearls June 6, 2017
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sausage to taco ratio

The amount of guys compared to the amount of girls in a group or place.
Guy 1: Hey do you think you could get us into that party?
Guy 2: What's your sausage to taco ratio?
Guy 1: 1 to 1.
Guy 2: Yeah come on over.
by Peaceful Kaos September 9, 2010
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you're wrong + ratio

Used when someone doesn't have any other comebacks in an argument. The person who uses this is so confident they are correct, that they are essentially saying more people will agree with them, hence, "ratio". Most people also use "your wrong + ratio," because they didn't pay attention in 5th-grade grammar class.
(insert good argument here)

you're wrong + ratio
by xsierraz March 31, 2022
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Up-Down Ratio

The ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down (or likes to dislikes) that everyone subconsciously calculates when glancing over items on this website or other websites with rated material to see if reading said item is even worth it.
"An up-down ratio of about 3.5, I'll definitely have to read this one!"
by Zeppelin/DC 56 September 23, 2011
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Gum to Tooth Ratio

The ratio of the amount of gum showing relative to the size of teeth when one smiles or opens there mouth.
I was on a date with this chick when she opened her mouth, and there was so much gum there, I couldn't even tell that she had teeth. overall, it was a horrible gum to tooth ratio
by suckmyd May 11, 2012
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signal to noise ratio

The approximate ratio of content-rich and interesting posts to trolls, flamewars, random shit and somesuch.
Man, the signal to noise ratio of this board dropped like a fucking rock when he started posting.
by 290 September 1, 2003
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Fart Absorption Ratio

Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.

The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.

After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.

John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
by Captain Ahabs March 13, 2010
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