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Thrust-to-bust ratio

The thrust-to-bust ratio is a rudimentary yet effective measure of sexual performance.

The thrust-to-bust ratio can be calculated by dividing the number of in-and-out cycles performed in sexual intercourse (known as the thrust, or T) before nutting by the number of nuts busted during sexual intercourse (known as B).
Hey baby girl I've got an average thrust-to-bust ratio of 140/1 you should come over to mine sometime ;)
by ArabicBlendedCoffee January 28, 2020
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sausage to taco ratio

The amount of guys compared to the amount of girls in a group or place.
Guy 1: Hey do you think you could get us into that party?
Guy 2: What's your sausage to taco ratio?
Guy 1: 1 to 1.
Guy 2: Yeah come on over.
by Peaceful Kaos September 9, 2010
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you're wrong + ratio

Used when someone doesn't have any other comebacks in an argument. The person who uses this is so confident they are correct, that they are essentially saying more people will agree with them, hence, "ratio". Most people also use "your wrong + ratio," because they didn't pay attention in 5th-grade grammar class.
(insert good argument here)

you're wrong + ratio
by xsierraz March 31, 2022
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Up-Down Ratio

The ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down (or likes to dislikes) that everyone subconsciously calculates when glancing over items on this website or other websites with rated material to see if reading said item is even worth it.
"An up-down ratio of about 3.5, I'll definitely have to read this one!"
by Zeppelin/DC 56 September 23, 2011
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Gum to Tooth Ratio

The ratio of the amount of gum showing relative to the size of teeth when one smiles or opens there mouth.
I was on a date with this chick when she opened her mouth, and there was so much gum there, I couldn't even tell that she had teeth. overall, it was a horrible gum to tooth ratio
by suckmyd May 11, 2012
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signal to noise ratio

The approximate ratio of content-rich and interesting posts to trolls, flamewars, random shit and somesuch.
Man, the signal to noise ratio of this board dropped like a fucking rock when he started posting.
by 290 September 1, 2003
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Fart Absorption Ratio

Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.

The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.

After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.

John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
by Captain Ahabs March 13, 2010
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