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raisin

Obama is the first raisin to be President.
by AlanWordSmithee December 28, 2016
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Wet raisin

When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass
I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash
by Bigbentdick May 25, 2020
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Raisin Bread

An expression of extreame joy or excitement; A replacement for yeet and swag; also knows as a sassy come back
Ex 1
Person 1: Hey I just got a new console today!
Person 2: Wow dude that's totally raisin bread!

Ex 2
Person 1: Shut up you asshole
Person 2: Raisin bread
by Zanderbell June 11, 2016
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raisin Cain

Making a huge noisy fuss due to your having run out of dehydrated grapes.
Parents should think twice about reaching for the "raisin'-cane" (i.e., the "hick'ry stick" that supposedly helps in bringing up children, but often harms more that it helps; it's been outlawed in many areas of the world, thank goodness!) if their little ones start "raisin Cain" about not having sweet-tasting dried fruit to flavor their morning cereal --- just YOU have a go at trying to choke down a big bowl of unflavored oatmeal or rice, and see how well YOU like it!!!
by QuacksO December 3, 2019
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raisins

The lowest possible poker hand you can have with your cards.
I was dealt a 2 and a 3, giving me the raisins.
by proudaunt62 March 7, 2025
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Raisins Brah

Did u hear Jacob yesterday? He was high and screaming at Gina, "RAISINS BRAH"
by Javocaflea42 May 3, 2021
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