Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

I'm gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.

"You're so annoying! I'm gonna punt you to the moon!"

by Misinformation January 2, 2024

National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022

Punt-tard

A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.

"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"

"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"

by Bizza mcbizbiz April 19, 2023

Punt

Not to be mistaken with its sister term “Cussy” , “Punt” is a derogatory term. It is used as a offensive term to slut shame anyone who is a honewrecker, a cheater, a whore, etc. “Punt” is the mix of the words “Pussy” and “Cunt”

“Pussy Cunt” (Punt) Is when a vagina owner, is screwing or simply talking to multiple guys at once.

1. Ariana Grande is such a Punt! Did you hear she broke a marriage up?!

by Blair Bowery September 23, 2023

Punt

Scottish Slang for selling drugs

Do you Punt Eccies?

by MandyMuncher April 3, 2020

Punting

Kicking a male partner in the balls during sex then swapping roles or "teams" in which one begins to ferociously fuck the living shit out of them (if female: attach strap on and go wild, if male: use given equipment and go wild)

Peggy was punting Paul prior to patting him on the back for being such a champ.

by Griimace February 14, 2020