Boy: I promise i'll stop making fun of you.
Girl: Thanks
Two days later.
Boy: Wow! they don't make'em any dumber do they?
Girl: Thanks
Two days later.
Boy: Wow! they don't make'em any dumber do they?
by nvrenufjeans January 2, 2010
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Pronise (or pr0nise) is directly related to Rule 34, and "pr0n"; a 1337 (leet) speak word developed as a code word for porn. Rule 34 is one of the widely accepted and agreed upon "Rules of the Internet". Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it, and thus far has not been disputed.
"Today i am majoritively worried for the internet. I think there has never been a pr0n orgy involving batman with at least half of the tellytubbies"
"I think we know what we have to do. We must pronise, pronto"
"I think we know what we have to do. We must pronise, pronto"
by majasonfire March 7, 2010
Get the Pronise mug.The wanton, reckless, unselective, casual and indiscriminate consumption of foods without regard to the potential consequences; characterized by an unhealthy relationship with food and a lack of a long-term commitment to quality foods and eating for the right reasons and in the right manner. (This is the title of my 2011 book-- Promiscuous Eating: Understanding and Ending Our Self-Destructive Relationship With Food)
by xander913 January 4, 2014
Get the promiscuous eating mug.When you go out of town give your bestfriend the keys to your apartment so he can take care of it, only to come home to find him answering the door in his boxers with his girlfriend inside.
When KB when out of town he gave his keys to MW so he could feed the fish. The Wafford Promise was broken when KB's cousin found MW in his boxers with his girlfriend inside.
by Kevin Biltheezy June 2, 2009
Get the Wafford Promise mug.1.) A place in where a person finds to be so desirable with its decadence and purity, it is oftentimes only dreamed about.
2.) A “Heaven” or likeness of.
3.) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics.
Examples:
a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)
b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)
c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)
d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.
2.) A “Heaven” or likeness of.
3.) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics.
Examples:
a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)
b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)
c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)
d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.
1.) Oh man, finally after a month of serious wining and dining, Becky led me to The Promised Land! It was heavenly!!!
2.) Ricardo, you simply must go to Off Chute in AZ, bountiful booties at every corner, it is truly The Promised Land!
3.) After baby Jesus comes for the 144,000, He will lead them to The New Jerusalem, The Promised Land written in the book of Revelation.
2.) Ricardo, you simply must go to Off Chute in AZ, bountiful booties at every corner, it is truly The Promised Land!
3.) After baby Jesus comes for the 144,000, He will lead them to The New Jerusalem, The Promised Land written in the book of Revelation.
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