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Double Quarter Pounder

When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.
by Hot Popcorn May 27, 2023
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Josh Pounder

I very sexy guy that gets all the girls and has a massive willy. Josh Pounder is the definition of sexy like if sexy was a word it would be him.
Josh Pounder is just sexy okay!
by Joshhhxo April 13, 2020
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Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018
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Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good
The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024
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Pounder

A convenience store beer, larger than a Tall Boy (16oz), normally in a 20 or 24 oz can.
Bobby is taking this grill out pretty seriously. Did you see the Yeti full of pounders! Who does that?!
by Mr. Fro June 21, 2023
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Full Pounder

The Pre-Workout meal of choice for the Sweaty Balls Workout Club. It consists of 4 quarter pounder patties to make a "Full Pounder" burger.
Full Pounder, Kippo. Let's go! sbwc
by FreshMuffinsss March 9, 2022
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Pounder Baldridge

A EU slang for when a man puts on a Punch and Judy puppet show (with a beginning/middle/end) where the 3rd puppet is his erect penis, and he isn't allowed to cum until the end of the show.
A pounder baldridge a day keeps the doctor away.
by False Devil July 8, 2023
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