Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman

"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"

by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018

pudding pounder

Type of weapon used by native American tribes as a war club.

He pounded him to death with his pudding pounder.

by Kristal the Herman November 22, 2021

QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster )

a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time

'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''

by qph servant November 18, 2025

mcpickle pounder

A sandwich from McDonalds that consists of a unwanted amount of pickles.

I asked for no pickles, they gave me the goddamn mcpickle pounder.

by Demigodxx June 7, 2025

half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.

Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!

by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019

Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Dude your girlfriends such a glass pounder, let me fuck her

by Hunky May 24, 2025