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Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Potato is an amazing thing. It describes me, my friends, is potatoes are short yet feisty.
Person 1: Woah! Look how potatothat girl is!
Person 2: I know right!? I'm so jealous of her!
by Crybaby Toska September 7, 2017
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Potato

A word that gets used by random people because they think they’re fucking funny
by Fattus Twattus October 24, 2019
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POTATO

The. Best. Thing. That. Will. Ever. Happen. To. You. 😀
by Omahgoigosh he. THICC October 13, 2019
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Potato

Potatoes are a gift bestowed upon us by the Irish potato gods
Person: praise the potato gods

other person: yes, for giving us such a glorious gift... The potato
by Cheesy Boi May 19, 2020
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Potato

He can be a dick but he is funny and sometimes annoying but he is cool and he isnt very bad looking but I'm not gonna say hes hot tho and hes the meme god.
Me:Hey potato do you wanna play ps4

Potato:yaeh sure
by Marco anthony March 14, 2019
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