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porcelain beach

The part of the inside of a toilet bowl that does not include the water. It is the part that leads to the water similar to how the beach leads to water in the ocean. The porcelain beach is often the part of the inside of the toilet that gets marked when the kids are dropped off on the shore and not in the water.
I had to use the toilet brush to clean the porcelain beach after a doozie of a deuce.
by RJ to the P April 4, 2024
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Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.
Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…
by GrUVee August 13, 2021
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see a man about some porcelain

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.
by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021
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porcelain challenge

A tiktok challenge in which one crushes up their parents porcelain and snorts it like cocaine for views
“Did you hear Nico’s in the hospital? He decided to try the porcelain challenge.”
by andi.writes October 3, 2022
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Porcelain Asian

(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.
"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."
by WongtheRice January 22, 2024
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porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.
Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Porcelain Challenge

A popular internet challenge involving teenagers grinding down their parent's antique china into a fine powder, and snorting the ground up porcelain like cocaine.
"Hey dude, did you see that new viral video of the Porcelain Challenge on TikTok?"
by Anon.Reporter October 2, 2022
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