Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.

Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.

by good guy friend October 4, 2012

Poodle cakes

A sweet, sexy woman you want to wife up

That girl is specail, shes my poodle cakes

by Mdawson September 25, 2018

America’s Poodle

nickname from George W. Bush for Tony Blair

America’s Poodle wanted to eliminate pay for the Royal Family.

by Coop Dupe January 9, 2020

Hoodle poodle

Someone who doesn’t include rice in their diet.

No rice? He’s a hoodle poodle!

by Afraid69 November 25, 2021

Poodle girl

A girl that has a bubbly, poodle-like energy.

Even when throwing the egg at the dude and saying screw you, the poodle girl that didn't curse came off as poodle-like. Like a poodle trying to act tough instead of being herself, a poodle girl. If you stood up to the mouthy poodle girl, it was rare that she did anything, and if she did, it was harmless.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Poodle girl

A girl that has a bubbly, poodle-like energy.

Even when throwing the egg at the dude and saying screw you, the poodle girl that didn't curse came off as poodle-like.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Fucked poodle

An asshole that cheats on his girlfriend and has hair that makes him look like a poodle

He is such a fucked poodle it makes me sick

by Personthatswroteaboutpoodle October 10, 2016