poke a hontus

to do the nasty with an indian girl

ahhh man, ive been craving an Indian girl lately, i seriously want to poke a hontus.

by th3 riddler June 6, 2014

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

by turtledong January 16, 2015

Poke Shop

A term used for a brothel

"Mate, you're looking rather tense, get yourself down the poke shop"

by DWICKS September 11, 2015

Flash Poking

Think it's weird to get "poked" on FB? Imagine getting poked by multiple people all at once. Flash Poking is when a group of people set a specific date and time to "poke" someone on FB, typically the pokee is a mutual friend of all pokers.

Ok, everyone. A Flash Poking is scheduled for Wednesday the 14th at 1:30 pm sharp. Alfonso wont know what hit him!

by So-Fee-Ah December 16, 2011

v poked

The female version of d wet. Penetration of the vagina.

Damn girl. You need to get you v poked.

by Officer muddbutt July 5, 2016

The Big Poke

The Covid-19 vaccine.

Guy 1: Hey man, I got the big poke today!
Guy 2: Sweet, let's hit the clubs in two weeks!

by SporkMonster April 27, 2021

Joke Poke

Having sex with a undesirable girl (in most cases fat or ugly) just because you're horny and your options are limited.

I got some joke poke last night. That bitch weighed 300 pounds if she weighed a 1000.

by nihuddy82 July 7, 2009