mike piazza

Baseball Catcher
Born in Norristown, Pennsylvania September 4, 1968
Played for LA Dodgers, Florida Marlins (five days) and NY Mets
Married playmate/actress Alicia Rickter (January 9, 2005)
He was drafted dead last and went on to become baseball's highest paid player.
He ranked #50 in Forbes Power List (2000).
Ted Williams visited his house when he was a teenager and taught him how to hit in Mike's backyard.

He has perfectly groomed facial hair.
He's afraid of Roger Clemens.
He bleached his hair blonde for no good reason.
He appears in Claridin and 10-10-220 commercials.
He is often accused of being gay, which he denies.

Mike Piazza is the best hitting catcher of all time. He can't throw out runners for shit though.

by ~~>KD<~~ September 12, 2005

Pizza Dick

A severe chode with the circumference and height of a pizza

I had to roll up my pizza dick to fit it inside of that sexy ass bitch that i was fucking

by happypizzalemontoast March 26, 2010

Ayo The Pizza Here

An omori fandom joke, where Mari fell down the stairs when she went to get the pizza

Mari: ayo the pizza here!
Sunny and Basil: well, I guess it’s trauma time

by SunnyKin April 6, 2021

pizza is the best

A new shirt urban dictionary is advertising.

Look to the right, if you don't see a shirt that says pizza is the best, then re-fresh the page.

by Burntsteel April 2, 2007

ghetto pizza

A slice of bread (preferably Wonderbread™) topped with ketchup, a slice of American cheese and microwaved for 45 seconds. Typically used in periods between welfare when money is tighter than usual.

"Damn Leroy! All dis crack's done givin' me the MUNCHIES!"
"Chillax Tyrone, we just cook ourselves up some of the ghetto pizza!"
"Oo boy, jus' like mama used to make!"

by Blutorse4792 February 25, 2008

Pizza Cookie

It's like a pizza... but you don't cut it up so it's like a giant cookie.

Guy: Hey Dude, I'm so hungry for pizza but I haven't got a cutter

Dude: Hey Guy, just have a pizza cookie

by Bloodyscenekids April 17, 2009

pizza king

An incredible pizza and sandwich eatery establishment that is being held hostage by Indiana. Be forewarned, it may become an addiction. There is one in nearly ever po-dunk town in IN. Only a few have a drink delivering train, which is awesome, but all have the delightfully delicious circle pizza cut into squares that is "an Indiana tradition since 1958".

I'm really craving some pizza king.

by shannonp47 March 8, 2009