Pistol Deep

Being caught up in something that is way over one's head. Being "pistol deep" in something means there is a severity and gravity to a situation should not be taken lightly. Often used to refer to someone being in the depths of a addiction, on the run from authorities, or anyone who feels trapped in a situation with no way out. The stakes of being in a "pistol deep" situation are normally very high. This pistol part of the "pistol deep" is meant to emphasize this severity, giving a connotation that things could turn fatal or end badly.

I heard the mob is looking for Jessie, man he's really pistol deep in that shit.

by No Turning Back 187 April 18, 2021

pistol

1. taking a huge piss after holding it in for a long amount of time
2. slang for urinating

1. Jeff had been in the car all day with going to the bathroom therefore it was not surprise when he screamed out "I have to take a pistol".
2. Mrs. Nancy could i take a pistol

by Frank Oveltreer August 25, 2013

Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011

Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth

Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.

by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024

pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.

Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.

by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023

Pistol packing

Always carrying a firearm especially a pistol

Popsmoke :said am never lacking, always Pistol packing with them automatics we gon send em to Heaven

by Trey smoke September 25, 2023

M9 Pistol

The M9 pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M9 pistol has 15 round mags (Biggest pistol mag.) that use 9mm bullets. It is extremely common (Well, in terms of gun rarities.) being present in all police-themed buildings. The police officer and veteran occupation that you can select at the start of the game have a high chance of spawning this gun in your house. However, as all common things in any game has it, its kind of ass. The gun has a small base hit percentage (Without aiming levels.) and honestly just does really low damage. It'll likely be your first pistol, but with all these downsides, theres actually an upside. It has one of the lowest noise radiuses in the game, only 50 tiles which really isnt a lot. Anyways, back to downsides. The M9 is the SECOND most un-upgradable gun in the game. (The first being the JS-2000) It can only be modified with 3 attachments, Iron Sights, Red Dot sight, and the underbarrel laser. (Please for the love of god dont use the Red Dot for this gun...) It honestly just really sucks, but what much can you expect from the most common pistol of the game? Aside from downsides, upsides are it's common, somewhat reliable at aiming level 4+, and ammo + mags are really common. I really dont feel like this gun is good, or the worst. It's just.....mediocre. But like worse.

Timmy: "I found an M9 Pistol, we have like 15 of these already."

Jimmy: "Just take the ammo and mags and leave it...."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023