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Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.
Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.
by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014
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Pinefive

Group of five members of hockey team who share the same interests and own their local high school. Aside from hockey, this group can usually sing.
"Sorry we can't accept you to pinefive your just not cool enough; and you can't sing.
by donutguy11 November 8, 2010
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Pineapple

PINEAPPLE
A common safeword used in heavy, kinky, sexual escapades. Should NOT be used if one of your sex toys if in fact, a pineapple
#Pineapple #Safeword #ToTheLanding
Mr Garrison, please remove that gerbil from my anus. No, no NOOO!!! Pineapple, PINEAPPLE!!!!!
by RanRan of 6030 April 4, 2020
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Hot Pineapple

Old men at the beach who walk around covering there their genitalia with a what looks like the smallest form of a speedo while grossing everyone around them out.

Most of the time, Canadians.
Ew! Look over there, what a hot pineapple with the undies!
by Punlike May 9, 2010
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Pinechappleese

TO BE PRONOUNCED 'pine- chapple- ease'
a traditional party buffet food. a combination of succulent cheese, diced perfectly and married together with juicy pieces of pineapple, fresh and also diced, the tie binding these fine pair is usually a cocktail stick, and all of which will be presented upon a platter within a buffet. This is the best creation of man. Although it can cause an irritable bowel/ stomach due to the contrast of creamy cheese and sharp acidic pineapple, not to be eaten in copeous amounts!
person: hey, do they have any of those cheese and pineapple?
Fellow person: Oh you mean 'pinechappleese'. yeah the pinechappleese is over there on that table.
by The Creators of Pinechappleese October 26, 2011
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pineapple fucking

1) When the act of a male shoving a pineapple up females vagina.

2) When a male or female is viciously masturbating to a pineapple.
Bro, we were pineapple fuckingher so hard, it got stuck in her vag.
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Pineapple

Child: what’s that spiky yellow thing
Parent: that’s a pineapple, the devil’s fruit.
by DickfaceDoug August 7, 2019
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